reluctantturtles: Space jazz or anal

greaserpaint:

ELECTRO SWING ND BLOWJOBS

WOW I SEE HOW IT IS

riddikxlus:

i love you! reluctantturtles

Oh its wonderful tanks and aeroplanes pal!

riddikxlus:

i had a dream that reluctantturtles tried to drive a pickup truck from north carolina to florida and i tried to stop him bc we can’t drive but he tried to crush my fingers with the window so i bent the window in half

Ive been found out only i drove here by myself in a stolen pickup truck

mexicanist:

High Speed Sea Foam 
Ger Kelliher
reluctantturtles: Borderlands (game)

skelxton:

IVE ONLY PLAYED BORDERLANDS ONE TIME IN MY LIFE SO THIS IS PROBABLY A LET DOWn but

No its wonderful u look amazing

ymakishima:

u kno how aromantic people are never included in those posts about identities that straight people dont believe in. they double dont exist. they exist so little that they go all the way around the circle of existance and actually exist like way more than everyone else. they are unstoppable

Crap they’re on to us

I was tagged

indubitably-zahhak tagged me so thanks I guess

Rules

  • ALWAYS POST THE RULES 
  • ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ASKED 

  • COME UP WITH 11 MORE QUESTIONS
  • TAG 11 PEOPLE 

  • TELL THEM YOU TAGGED THEM

1. What was your first gaming console?

the first one I owned was a gamecube but I played the snes before that

2. What time were you born if you know?

it was like eight at night or something I don’t remember

3.  Would you rather go for a walk or watch a movie

if the weather is nice id go for a walk unless I watched a movie with my buds

4. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

no I cant what would that gain me

5. Where is someplace you’ve always wanted to go?

Im not really sure but id love to go back to Germany it was really rad

6. What is a song you never tire of listening to?

every song on Screaming Bloody Murder by Sum 41 but I really love Crash by them too

7. What are five things you love about yourself?

my hairs pretty rad, im in a perpetual state of not caring, I have the best sass, I have great friends, also I have a good imagination I guess

8. What is your favorite childhood movie?

If were talkin movies I watched as a kid I remember watching The Land Before Time a lot but if its just kids movies then Nightmare Before Christmas or Coraline

9. Do you speak a language other than English, fluently or not?

I can speak some Spanish and swear in german

10. Do you play any sports?

Not really but I did play tackle football last year and flag before that

11. Have you ever been in love?

I thought that I was once but I wasn’t it was a complicated time

I don’t know eleven people so too bad so sad

 

Sharknado 2 premiere is now im so hyped